punchpolygons:

anxiety sucks.

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE:

• rob a daycare center
• recite the first 100 digits of pi
• fling poo at each other
• play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant
• stare at each other for 5 days straight

his-starcr0ssed-lover:

how to successfully come out to your friends

andlatitude:

makorralicious:

kittenesque:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

why would you say that?!